BBQ17: Hi Freddy! Thanks for coming on The Epic Review to talk about the Snickers Pumpkin! Here, try this:
*I hand Freddy a Snickers Pumpkin*
Freddy Krueger: How sweet, fresh meat!
*Freddy unwraps the pumpkin and stares at it*
FK: Wanna suck face?
*Freddy devours the snickers pumpkin* BBQ17: So, what do you think of the pumpkin?
FK: What a rush!
BBQ17: Why didn't you leave any for me? That was kind of rude!
FK: I want it all!
*Freddy hands me the empty wrapper*
BBQ17: What do you want me to do with this?
FK: Go ahead... put it on. It's in your blood. That's it. Put it on. Feels
good, doesn't it? Yeah... come on. Let your daddy show you how to use
it.
BBQ17: Umm, no. Anyways, any words for what people should do when they do to buy a Snicker's pumpkin?
FK: Tell 'em Freddy sent ya!
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